Andrew Medcraft

MICROWAVES DESTROY PEAS!!!!!!!

Andrew — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:42:36 +0000

Oh, shit my CAPS were on, my bad.

So I reheated some special fried rice and the peas were all dry and tasted awful.

And that’s all I have to say about that.

What I tweeted today 2009-03-02

Andrew — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:59:00 +0000

RT @boburnham: http://tinyurl.com/d6xegr PASS IT ALONG! or don’t. or do? let’s fuck twitter up with this shit! or not. or do? #
@jaejae316 true dat she is teh major ho. in reply to jaejae316 #

What I tweeted today 2009-02-26

Andrew — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:59:00 +0000

@jaejae316 me too. in reply to jaejae316 #
@jaejae316 did he play well? He looked in pretty good shape. in reply to jaejae316 #

Idiot Facebook users protest enhancements.

Andrew — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:40:56 +0000

So these arsehats don’t like that facebook changed to a new layout that makes it look nicer and adds some functionality.

Yes the new layout makes it initially harder for you to find somethings but learn it retards its been months.

Anywho these folks think it’s a good idea to not use facebook for a day to show they don’t like it. What I find interesting is that of the 7 million people invited to this protest about 3 min think the idea is stupid, a little over 2 million don’t give 2 clicks, about a million don’t know if they’ll be able to break the handcuffs they put on to stop them using facebook and the 900,000 retards who cannot manage to click a few links to find out where their vampire app went, will spend the day writing “first” on youtube videos.

Andrew — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:51:27 +0000

Bike Hero

Andrew — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:03:13 +0000

Driving Fail

Twitter Updates for 2008-10-31

Andrew — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:59:59 +0000

going to the http://www.nocleanfeed.com protest tommorrow http://tinyurl.com/5oyphl #

Andrew — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:06:53 +0000

Ben Folds Five Freaking Out DVD (end)

getting fucked up the arse sucks dick.

Andrew — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:22:10 +0000

Ben Folds – Rockin’ The Suburbs (Live on Kilborn)

This epic performance is full of win.

Twitter Updates for 2008-09-27

Andrew — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 12:59:59 +0000

GO HAWKSSSSS YEAAAHHH BITCH #

Twitter Updates for 2008-09-20

Andrew — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:59:59 +0000

loving the new “Hotel Lights” album “Firecracker People” darren jessee is genius. #

Twitter Updates for 2008-09-11

Andrew — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:59:59 +0000

http://is.gd/2q4q #

Andrew — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:48:51 +0000

Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-27

Andrew — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:59:59 +0000

shit a plane crashes around the corner from me and i hear nothing. http://tinyurl.com/6gelsp #

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-21

Andrew — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:59:59 +0000

tropic thunder today #

Andrew — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:13:40 +0000

Not on Orny’s Tube

Andrew — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:13:39 +0000

Grand Old F**k

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-10

Andrew — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:59:59 +0000

Chef has been murdered by scientologists #

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-07

Andrew — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:59:59 +0000

the new facebook layout looks nice #

Twitter Updates for 2008-07-23

Andrew — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:59:59 +0000

Sitting in cinema waiting for hancock to start. #

Andrew — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:15:37 +0000

Show Me Your Genitals

Twitter Updates for 2008-07-21

Andrew — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:59:59 +0000

About to watch batman #

Twitter Updates for 2008-07-19

Andrew — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:59:59 +0000

Some crazy teenage mum keeps giving me the evil eye on the train. #
Im in a set of six seats on the train. we are all texting #
Four pints and now i’m useless #
This whole place just got footloose. #

Andrew — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:44:20 +0000

Jamie Lynn’s Reproduction Rap

Andrew — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:03:49 +0000

Retarded Policeman #9: Boobies!